Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Evil Night Together

"Who's gonna make you a hero? / Hold it right there / Let's wile away the hours / Let's spend an evil night together"

Scene from Justice League Season 2, Episode 1, "Twilight":
The Justice League receives a visitor named Darkseid. Superman gets superpouty and mauls Darkseid. I guess Darkseid and Supes have quite a troubled history. The JL break it up and get Darkseid's story.

Brainiac is attacking Darkseid's planet and Darkseid asks the JL for help. Supes tells Darkseid to bugger off. Darkseid leaves, but warns the JL that if they don't stop Brainiac, then more planets, more lives will be in danger. The JL then tries to talk some sense into the oh-so-very-emo Supes.

Hawkgirl: So what are you saying? You'd sacrifice millions of lives just because you don't like this guy?

Superman: You don't know Darkseid like I do.

Batman: We know he used you. Humiliated you. Brainwashed you. Wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. Cry me a river! On the outside chance that this isn't another one of his schemes, we have to take action. So I suggest you GET OVER IT!

- End Scene -

Holy Sexy Jerk, Batman! You were a giant douche, but only because there's a world to save and this is no time for whining. You actually called Superman out for his angsty bullshit.

I want you stripped, washed, and brought to my tent. NOW.
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