"The moment that I step outside / So many reasons / For me to run and hide"
I have been playtesting Mass Effect for the last hour and a half. I have died seven times and Difficulty is on THE LOWEST SETTING. People in surrounding offices are stopping work to come in here and watch [read: point and laugh] as I shoot aliens and robots in the face. Apparently, I shoot--and scream--like a girl. I have not gotten past the first 25 MINUTES of game play and critical path on this game takes 25 HOURS to complete. I am going to need a fuckload of dark chocolate right quick.