Sunday, November 18, 2007

I Swear

"I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky / And I swear like the shadow that's by your side"

"Swearing on the job can reduce stress and boost employee morale, a British study has found."

Dear Managers,

All those times I yelled out "Suck on my assault rifle's left nut, you flying space pig motherfuckers!" and "I spit upon your rotting carcass, you son-of-a-donkey-whore editing software program!" and "You went to Pyrogy Hut without me? You fart-knocking bastards!" at the office? I was just trying to boost morale.

You're welcome.

Your loyal employee,
Cookie


"I Swear" by All 4 1 [Shut up. You know you can sing all the words.]
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