On this week's episode of Dude, Seriously. Shut Up:Co-Worker: Ah, I see you're joining the BioWare Twins Club.
Me: I'm not having twins. [rub single-occupancy belly]
CW: . . .
Me: . . .
CW: You know who has twins? Co-Worker X. He has twin boys. Yeah . . . oh, and also Co-Worker Y has twin girls. Um . . . hey, remember Co-Worker Z who recently moved? He has twins, too. Yeah, everybody's having twins. But not you, no. And . . . [keep listing people who had or are having twins]
I say: Mm-hm. [raise eyebrow]
I think: Wow. You may want to get a bigger shovel. Or SHUT UP.
"Don't Speak" by No Doubt