"Look at what's happened to me / I can't believe it myself"
So, remember last year when I asked you to come up with a compelling reason to convince me to join Facebook? Ladies and gentlemen, my baby sister throws her hat into the ring:
Maricel: New Kids were AWESOME last night! I was so close I could see their wrinkles. I took SO MANY photos of Jonathan and Jordan, awwws!
Cookie: Nice! Send them to me.
M: I already posted them on my Facebook. Oh, wait. You're not on Facebook, are you?
M: Just get a Facebook, girl. Join the cult! It won't hurt a bit. Hee-hee!
M: Well, okay. I guess you can just ASK YOUR HUSBAND TO USE HIS ACCOUNT SO YOU CAN LOOK AT PHOTOS OF NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK.
C: Damn it.
NKOTB and Secret Shame, for the win.
Happy Two-Days-Before-Your-Birthday, Maricel! You little shit.
"Believe It Or Not" from The Greatest American Hero TV show. If I'm going to nerd out anyway, I may as well go big.